iamrickperry said: y is ur bakground floral i dont udnrstand
Because flowers remind me of the Garden of Eden, the place where I will be when I leave this Earth.
And also because I suspended my campaign, so I decided to spruce up my theme a little bit.
1 week ago
Anonymous said: Now that you are off the campaign trail, you can finally pursue you goal of trying on dresses. I would let you try on some of mine, but I don't think you wear a size 2 and most of the ones I have are on the short side (ha ha). Wanna go dress shopping with me? I promise I won't tell anyone (shhhh)
Despite my love for dresses, there are other candida- my wife, I mean, wants to go shopping for dresses for herself. I’ll accompany her then. But thanks for the, ahem, offer.
1 week ago
Anonymous said: I'm not quite sure how to feel about all of this attention you get from Mitt. On one hand it turns me on; on the other, it makes me rather jealous as I find you to be sexy. Mmmmm...hope you don't mind that I've touched myself many times thinking of you?
I think this should disturb me…
THAT IS SO UNCHRISTIAN OF YOU. NO MASTURBATION.
Mitt means nothing to me! Now he’s just another candidate to endorse, that’s all! I have no idea what you’re trying to imply!
1 week ago
Anonymous said: Only you and I know that the "endorsement" came from you crying out "Oh YES!" repeatedly when I had you bent over that desk and was pulling your hair...I know what you like.
Mitt, why are you posting all of this information to the web?! I thought this was our little secret!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous said: Why won't you return my calls? I thought those nights were as special to you as they were to me. If you come back to me, I have a sweater vest with real gold threads in it to give you as a gift...but only if you promise to wear it for me during our "special" times
Mitt, I’ve told you before and I’m telling you again! I am an independent man and I don’t need you anymore!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous said: Magenta
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Sometimes I like wearing women’s clothing to bed.
2 weeks ago
rick gets a little crazy eyed behind lindsay lohan at the white house correspondent’s dinner
do with this what you will
Anonymous said: Not a question, but I am hoping that you can make me feel better & can relate to the rather bad day that I had. I had my BFF come in from Mexico City and we all ate at a chain restaurant...turns out the seafood was BAD (didn't taste bad) and it's been the trots all damn day and night :-( I need a hug--please?
I’m so sorry for you! Of course you can have a hug! But it must be a Christian hug.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous said: Tangerine
Well, I like…Republicans…BUT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR.
CERTAINLY NOT MITT.
3 weeks ago
If you managed to avoid the wall-to-wall coverage of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend, we commend you. If, however, you want to relive the magic, we’ve got a behind-the-scenes Instagram gallery as well as the official red carpet crawl.
Still looking great!
