Rick Santorum | Know Your Meme
About Rick Santorum (born May 10, 1958) is an American lawyer and a former Republican congressman who served in the U.S. House of Representatives (1991-1995
Turns out this blog made it to Know Your Meme and I didn’t know this entire time!!
Thanks to all you folks who supported this silly blog during the GOP primaries!!
Anonymous said: I might have to find a good reason to come to Iowa to meet you on that tour you are planning. Hope it's not too hot for sweatervests!
It’s never too hot for sweatervests if you’re with me. ;D
Anonymous said: Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
I made a horrible fluke onstage by saying that I wanted to ban contraception, but now I know better. It’s not just females that need that contraception…if you know what I mean…
Doctors need it too! Yeah, doctors…
1 year ago
Anonymous said: How about a game of marry/have sex with/cuddle with? Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich (I'm not making this easy on you, am I? Sorry about that)
Marry: Mitt, because Mormons are the most faithful of them all
Have sex with: Rick Perry, because he is not your regular cowboy stud
Cuddle: Newt, because although he’s a meanie head, he is fat and cuddly, I would think
Anonymous said: I miss seeing you on television and in the online news stories...I'm suffering from withdrawals from not seeing you, especially in those sweatervests. How am I to go on without you and your sexy sweatervests?
My story lives on, in old issues of TIME, in recorded events of mine, and on the internet. And you can also buy some really nice sweater vests at JCPenny.
1 year ago
iamrickperry said: y is ur bakground floral i dont udnrstand
Because flowers remind me of the Garden of Eden, the place where I will be when I leave this Earth.
And also because I suspended my campaign, so I decided to spruce up my theme a little bit.
Anonymous said: Now that you are off the campaign trail, you can finally pursue you goal of trying on dresses. I would let you try on some of mine, but I don't think you wear a size 2 and most of the ones I have are on the short side (ha ha). Wanna go dress shopping with me? I promise I won't tell anyone (shhhh)
Despite my love for dresses, there are other candida- my wife, I mean, wants to go shopping for dresses for herself. I’ll accompany her then. But thanks for the, ahem, offer.
Anonymous said: I'm not quite sure how to feel about all of this attention you get from Mitt. On one hand it turns me on; on the other, it makes me rather jealous as I find you to be sexy. Mmmmm...hope you don't mind that I've touched myself many times thinking of you?
I think this should disturb me…
THAT IS SO UNCHRISTIAN OF YOU. NO MASTURBATION.
Mitt means nothing to me! Now he’s just another candidate to endorse, that’s all! I have no idea what you’re trying to imply!
Anonymous said: Only you and I know that the "endorsement" came from you crying out "Oh YES!" repeatedly when I had you bent over that desk and was pulling your hair...I know what you like.
Mitt, why are you posting all of this information to the web?! I thought this was our little secret!