It’s never too hot for sweatervests if you’re with me. ;D
I made a horrible fluke onstage by saying that I wanted to ban contraception, but now I know better. It’s not just females that need that contraception…if you know what I mean…
Doctors need it too! Yeah, doctors…
Marry: Mitt, because Mormons are the most faithful of them all
Have sex with: Rick Perry, because he is not your regular cowboy stud
Cuddle: Newt, because although he’s a meanie head, he is fat and cuddly, I would think
My story lives on, in old issues of TIME, in recorded events of mine, and on the internet. And you can also buy some really nice sweater vests at JCPenny.
Because flowers remind me of the Garden of Eden, the place where I will be when I leave this Earth.
And also because I suspended my campaign, so I decided to spruce up my theme a little bit.
Despite my love for dresses, there are other candida- my wife, I mean, wants to go shopping for dresses for herself. I’ll accompany her then. But thanks for the, ahem, offer.
I think this should disturb me…
THAT IS SO UNCHRISTIAN OF YOU. NO MASTURBATION.
Mitt means nothing to me! Now he’s just another candidate to endorse, that’s all! I have no idea what you’re trying to imply!
Mitt, why are you posting all of this information to the web?! I thought this was our little secret!
Mitt, I’ve told you before and I’m telling you again! I am an independent man and I don’t need you anymore!
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Sometimes I like wearing women’s clothing to bed.
I’m so sorry for you! Of course you can have a hug! But it must be a Christian hug.
Well, I like…Republicans…BUT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR.
CERTAINLY NOT MITT.
- Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
- Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
- Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
- Beige: What is your favorite dream?
- White: Who was your first kiss?
- Purple: Who was your last kiss?
- Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
- Gray: Share a relationship story.
- Green: Share a family story.
- Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
- Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
- Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
- Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
- Red: What are your hobbies?
- Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
- Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
- Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
- Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
Yes, “oh my God” is right.
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
…Mitt…? Is this you?
I don’t like where this is going…
Anon! Please explain to me these feelings you harbor!
Obviously Mitt doesn’t want to see his feelings for me…
So they know
Let’s take a step back and think about WHO dropped out first.
There’s your answer.
Your pickup line seems legit.
Anata is too kind.
What’s that supposed to mean? I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
- A - I ♥ you.
- B - I hate you.
- C - I ♥ your blog.
- D - You’re cute.
- E - You’re friendly.
- F - You don’t belong here.
- G - I don’t like you.
- H - Deactivate your tumblr account.
- I - I’m your secret admirer.
- J - I ♥ the way you express yourself.
- K - You’re too boastful.
- L - I miss you.
- M - Stay humble.
- N - You’re too popular.
- O - You’re tumblr famous.
- P - Awesome blog.
- Q - I’m in love with you.
- R - You annoy me.
~to all of the unkawaiis that unfollowed~
~you’re only missin the beginning of the ultra cute that is about to be unleashed from me~
,he screams at the sky as his lonely voice resonates in the pouring rain.
Face the facts, Newt. People love honest Christian men in sweater vests.
TO SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE #YOLO
Three times a charm, don’t you think? She’s great.
Pfft, I play fair. I admit defeat.
teehee teehee i mean—
it’s a shame. he was such a nice contender.
Mitt. You are soo amusing.
My plan worked.
I mean, uh…
I don’t see what’s so funny about this, Perry!! It was in God’s best decision for me to step down!
GUYS GUYS GUYS HE’S OUT
SANTORUM’S OUT OF THE GOP RACE
HOOOLY FUCKSL LASKDJ WHAT THE FUK AM I TRYPING
I CANT;’ FUCKING TYPE ANYRMOE HOLY FUCKKK
HE’; S FUCKING OUUT OF THE RAEC EVERYONE