Anonymously try to seduce me.
July 2012
1 post
June 2012
4 posts
I might have to find a good reason to come to Iowa to meet you on that tour you are planning. Hope it's not too hot for sweatervests!
It’s never too hot for sweatervests if you’re with me. ;D
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
I made a horrible fluke onstage by saying that I wanted to ban contraception, but now I know better. It’s not just females that need that contraception…if you know what I mean…
Doctors need it too! Yeah, doctors…
How about a game of marry/have sex with/cuddle with? Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich (I'm not making this easy on you, am I? Sorry about that)
Marry: Mitt, because Mormons are the most faithful of them all
Have sex with: Rick Perry, because he is not your regular cowboy stud
Cuddle: Newt, because although he’s a meanie head, he is fat and cuddly, I would think
I miss seeing you on television and in the online news stories...I'm suffering from withdrawals from not seeing you, especially in those sweatervests. How am I to go on without you and your sexy sweatervests?
My story lives on, in old issues of TIME, in recorded events of mine, and on the internet. And you can also buy some really nice sweater vests at JCPenny.
May 2012
7 posts
y is ur bakground floral i dont udnrstand
Because flowers remind me of the Garden of Eden, the place where I will be when I leave this Earth.
And also because I suspended my campaign, so I decided to spruce up my theme a little bit.
Now that you are off the campaign trail, you can finally pursue you goal of trying on dresses. I would let you try on some of mine, but I don't think you wear a size 2 and most of the ones I have are on the short side (ha ha). Wanna go dress shopping with me? I promise I won't tell anyone (shhhh)
Despite my love for dresses, there are other candida- my wife, I mean, wants to go shopping for dresses for herself. I’ll accompany her then. But thanks for the, ahem, offer.
I'm not quite sure how to feel about all of this attention you get from Mitt. On one hand it turns me on; on the other, it makes me rather jealous as I find you to be sexy. Mmmmm...hope you don't mind that I've touched myself many times thinking of you?
I think this should disturb me…
THAT IS SO UNCHRISTIAN OF YOU. NO MASTURBATION.
Mitt means nothing to me! Now he’s just another candidate to endorse, that’s all! I have no idea what you’re trying to imply!
Only you and I know that the "endorsement" came from you crying out "Oh YES!" repeatedly when I had you bent over that desk and was pulling your hair...I know what you like.
Mitt, why are you posting all of this information to the web?! I thought this was our little secret!
Why won't you return my calls? I thought those nights were as special to you as they were to me. If you come back to me, I have a sweater vest with real gold threads in it to give you as a gift...but only if you promise to wear it for me during our "special" times
Mitt, I’ve told you before and I’m telling you again! I am an independent man and I don’t need you anymore!
Magenta
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Sometimes I like wearing women’s clothing to bed.
April 2012
72 posts
Not a question, but I am hoping that you can make me feel better & can relate to the rather bad day that I had. I had my BFF come in from Mexico City and we all ate at a chain restaurant...turns out the seafood was BAD (didn't taste bad) and it's been the trots all damn day and night :-( I need a hug--please?
I’m so sorry for you! Of course you can have a hug! But it must be a Christian hug.
Tangerine
Well, I like…Republicans…BUT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR.
CERTAINLY NOT MITT.
Drop a color in my ask box
- Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
- Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
- Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
- Beige: What is your favorite dream?
- White: Who was your first kiss?
- Purple: Who was your last kiss?
- Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
- Gray: Share a relationship story.
- Green: Share a family story.
- Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
- Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
- Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
- Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
- Red: What are your hobbies?
- Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
- Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
- Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
- Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
Color: black (I'm sitting here right now picturing you wearing patent leather chaps with nothing else under them. Any questions?)
Why.
gay sex omg
Yes, “oh my God” is right.
Write me a letter, anon or not.
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
...you kissed me back with kisses that betrayed your words of denial. I felt so complete having you in my arms...hearing you whisper my name and almost begging me to keep going. I remember so well feeling that sudden excitement when you whispered to me that it was your first time with a man...I can still feel your hands running shyly all over my body. I vividly remember pushing you back onto the bed...you laid there and let me undress you while you stared up at me...
…Mitt…? Is this you?
Every time I see you I feel a little part of me dying inside because I know I can never fully profess my love or desires for you publicly. I can barely look at a sweater vest without my pants getting tight, thanks to you. You are such a tease, Rick. That first time you let me run my fingers through your soft hair and our lips met...I know you remember that because you looked right into my eyes that night. I knew that you wanted me badly, but you were playing hard to get...teasing, cloying...
I don’t like where this is going…
Orange :)
Anon! Please explain to me these feelings you harbor!
Obviously Mitt doesn’t want to see his feelings for me…
Put a colour in my askbox →
mssecondopinionson.tumblr.com
RED- I love you romantically
SALMON- I love you platonically
PINK- I have a crush on you
OLIVE- I used to love you but now I don’t
MAGENTA- I’m secretly in love with you
ORANGE- I don’t think you realise my feelings for you
BLACK- I want to have sex with you
GREY- I want to cuddle with you
SILVER- I don’t know how I feel about you
YELLOW- I want to be friends with you
NAVY- You’re my best friend
TEAL- You complete me
GREEN- I trust you with my life
EMERALD- I’d do anything for you
PURPLE- I’d spend my life with you
COBALT- I feel sad when you get hurt
AQUAMARINE- I’m terrified of losing you
WHITE- You scare me
TAUPE- I want you to die
BROWN- I want to kill you
AMBER- I like seeing you in pain
VERMILION- I hope something horrible happens to you
MAROON- I hate you
PLUM- You are my enemy
PUCE- Life would be better without you
out of all the republican candidates, i think u sucked cock the best
So they know
ur not as cute as the other rick fyi
Let’s take a step back and think about WHO dropped out first.
…
There’s your answer.
if u were a bill i wouldnt veto you
Your pickup line seems legit.
Q forever ♥
Anata is too kind.
ありがとう！
ffff & f
What’s that supposed to mean? I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
qqqqqqqqqqqqq
ありがとう❤
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Do this anonymously or not, I wanna know.
- A - I ♥ you.
- B - I hate you.
- C - I ♥ your blog.
- D - You’re cute.
- E - You’re friendly.
- F - You don’t belong here.
- G - I don’t like you.
- H - Deactivate your tumblr account.
- I - I’m your secret admirer.
- J - I ♥ the way you express yourself.
- K - You’re too boastful.
- L - I miss you.
- M - Stay humble.
- N - You’re too popular.
- O - You’re tumblr famous.
- P - Awesome blog.
- Q - I’m in love with you.
- R - You annoy me.
~Ha AH HAAHA~
~to all of the unkawaiis that unfollowed~
~you’re only missin the beginning of the ultra cute that is about to be unleashed from me~
I'm hot.
,he screams at the sky as his lonely voice resonates in the pouring rain.
Callista would never, and I mean NEVER, EVER sleep with a man like you.
Face the facts, Newt. People love honest Christian men in sweater vests.
┐(´ー`)┌
Ah, ah, ah, hold on. I want you to say it. Go on.
*sigh* I…admit…
TO SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE #YOLO
Three times a charm, don’t you think? She’s great.
I told you. I TOLD YOU.
Pfft, I play fair. I admit defeat.
~The Queen of ItaPan~: Reblog with how many people you're following compared to how many you're followed by →
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Following: 151
Following: 164
Followed by: 100 uwu
temporaryareas asked: Congrats, Willard!
teehee teehee i mean—
it’s a shame. he was such a nice contender.
(nawt)
Mitt. You are soo amusing.
Santorum is gone. I repeat Santorum is gone.
My plan worked.
I mean, uh…
EXCUSE ME.
hahahaha haha o man now ur dorpd out just lik me hehe haha oh hohho
I don’t see what’s so funny about this, Perry!! It was in God’s best decision for me to step down!
The Courage to Fight for America: ((OOC: GUYS I HAVE A PLAN)) →
thatsantorumguy.tumblr.com
((If Santorum drops, I’m gonna make him into the girliest, sassy-est, most stereotypically homosexual man ever. I’ll change the theme and make it pink and beautiful and sparkly and sugoi.
And that’ll be for either a month or a week; I’m still deciding that lmao.
I’ll answer questions in the most…((I’m still gonna do this guys. Just wait.
Actually I may make this happen earlier, ‘cause I really dunno now if he’ll ever drop;;
So…how about May? May 6th? That’s my birthday, guys… ;w;` I’ll do it then. If Santorum doesn’t drop by then, I’ll make this blog all girly and shit. |D ))
((Remember this? Get ready, folks. Time to ultimately beautify Santorum.))
SANTORUM SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN
GUYS GUYS GUYS HE’S OUT
SANTORUM’S OUT OF THE GOP RACE
HOOOLY FUCKSL LASKDJ WHAT THE FUK AM I TRYPING
I CANT;’ FUCKING TYPE ANYRMOE HOLY FUCKKK
HE’; S FUCKING OUUT OF THE RAEC EVERYONE
