Because flowers remind me of the Garden of Eden, the place where I will be when I leave this Earth.
And also because I suspended my campaign, so I decided to spruce up my theme a little bit.
May 2012
7 posts
y is ur bakground floral i dont udnrstand
Now that you are off the campaign trail, you can finally pursue you goal of trying on dresses. I would let you try on some of mine, but I don't think you wear a size 2 and most of the ones I have are on the short side (ha ha). Wanna go dress shopping with me? I promise I won't tell anyone (shhhh)
Despite my love for dresses, there are other candida- my wife, I mean, wants to go shopping for dresses for herself. I’ll accompany her then. But thanks for the, ahem, offer.
I'm not quite sure how to feel about all of this attention you get from Mitt. On one hand it turns me on; on the other, it makes me rather jealous as I find you to be sexy. Mmmmm...hope you don't mind that I've touched myself many times thinking of you?
I think this should disturb me…
THAT IS SO UNCHRISTIAN OF YOU. NO MASTURBATION.
Mitt means nothing to me! Now he’s just another candidate to endorse, that’s all! I have no idea what you’re trying to imply!
Only you and I know that the "endorsement" came from you crying out "Oh YES!" repeatedly when I had you bent over that desk and was pulling your hair...I know what you like.
Mitt, why are you posting all of this information to the web?! I thought this was our little secret!
Why won't you return my calls? I thought those nights were as special to you as they were to me. If you come back to me, I have a sweater vest with real gold threads in it to give you as a gift...but only if you promise to wear it for me during our "special" times
Mitt, I’ve told you before and I’m telling you again! I am an independent man and I don’t need you anymore!
Magenta
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Sometimes I like wearing women’s clothing to bed.